• 🦆 Killer Duckies Weekly Digest | August 10, 2026

    Another week has arrived, and the Killer Duckies continue to operate on the highly sophisticated system of "we'll see what happens." Somehow, it works.

    🧝 chaosgoblinelf14 Update
    Elfie remains committed to her most reliable tradition: having absolutely no reliable schedule.

    chaosgoblinelf14 is back to gaming and streaming, but exactly when she will appear remains one of life's great mysteries. If you see her go live, congratulations. You've successfully encountered the Chaos Goblin in her natural habitat. 🧌🎮

    🩸 CptMaxCrimson Update
    Tuesday brings us back to Resident Evil 6, where Max continues his noble and increasingly stressful mission of trying not to get Leon killed.

    Will Leon survive? Will Max survive? Will the game find a new and creative way to make both questions difficult to answer? Tune in and find out.

    The week will also feature Dead by Daylight 2v8, including open lobbies, so there may be opportunities for some of you wonderfully questionable people to jump into the Fog and cause problems together.

    🛍️ Killer Duckies eStore Update
    The store remains fully stocked with the usual assortment of ducky chaos. T-shirts, designs, and plenty of ways to represent the three-headed creature that is Killer Duckies, chaosgoblinelf14, and CptMaxCrimson.

    If you've been meaning to browse the shop, wander on over and see what kind of trouble you can wear.

    Until next week, remember:

    Chaos has no schedule. Leon has no guarantees. The Entity has no mercy. And the ducks are apparently running the entire operation. 🦆