New week, same Pond. The apocalypse starts Tuesday, Krampus lands Friday, and the wheel is back on Sunday. Buckle up, Victims.

🧝 the_lady_elfie Update
Less Fog for Elfie lately, more Laftia and Disney Dreamlight Valley as she preps for the new Dreamlight Valley DLC, with a little REPO sprinkled in for chaos. Her streams stay unscheduled, so keep an eye out for a surprise one.

🩸 CptMaxCrimson Update
Side Quest Tuesday kicks off a brand-new series tomorrow: 7 Days to Die, and Max is playing with Elfie, crossplay open, come die with us. Thursday is the last day of Lights Out in the Fog, Friday the 13th means Frightday (obviously), and Sunday the Chaos Queue spinner is back to ruin Max's builds. All streams 9am ET, Tue / Thu / Fri / Sun.

🛍️ Killer Duckies Shop Update
Krampus is almost here. Teaser two drops today, teaser three lands Thursday, and the collection itself drops Friday, November 13: tee, long sleeve, hoodie, and mug. Full price launch, no code needed. Friday the 13th. Entirely on purpose.

📅 Important Community Reminder
Game nights are a Pond thing now, so watch for signups and jump in when one pops up, everyone's welcome at the table. And meet the folks keeping this server standing: AJ, our only Slasher; crystallizedspider, our only Stalker; and Hxdra, our New Blood (soon to be Stalker.) They're Discord staff, here to keep the chaos fun. Say hi!

— Max & Elfie, The Head Killers 🦆

The Pond's weekly body count — what the Head Killers are up to, what's dying in the shop, and what to show up for.

🧝 the_lady_elfie Update
The cozy era is officially back. Elfie is sliding into her comfort games again: soft vibes, warm drinks, zero jump scares. Her channel is the safe room now. Enjoy it while it lasts.

🩸 CptMaxCrimson Update
Meanwhile, Max has started his The Walking Dead adventure, and the apocalypse continues this week on Story Time. Every choice hurts, and chat gets to watch him live with them. Streams roll at the usual 9am ET, Tue, Thu, Fri and Sun.

🛍️ Killer Duckies Shop Update
The Halloween sale is dead and buried, and the Pond is already hunting bigger prey: Krampus. The first teaser lands this Friday, and the collection drops Friday, November 13. Yes, Friday the 13th. Yes, entirely on purpose.

📅 Important Community Reminder
The Killer Duckies Discord is now OPEN TO THE PUBLIC! 🎉 To celebrate, Max and Elfie have brand-new graphics dressing up their streams. Invite your favourite weirdos in — and if you're new here, grab your roles in Channels & Roles, then come say hi in #meet-the-victims.

— Max & Elfie, The Head Killers 🦆

It's spooky season, the chaos is ongoing, and the people responsible for keeping this little operation running are doing their best. Probably. Nobody has checked the paperwork.

🧝 the_lady_elfie Update

Elfie continues her reign of unpredictable chaos, now with extra October energy.

Between her streaming adventures and preparations for her month-long charity efforts with The Wicked Streamers, she's got plenty going on. The goal is still to raise $1,000 for Gamers Outreach throughout October, helping bring gaming experiences to children in hospitals.

Will she follow a predictable schedule? Will she suddenly appear out of nowhere? Will Palworld somehow be involved?

We're not ruling anything out. Keep an eye on her channel for the latest chaos and charity updates! 🎃

🩸 CptMaxCrimson Update

Max is continuing to do what Max does best: drink coffee, wander into the Fog, and make questionable decisions in video games.

He's also got one eye on the future, with The Walking Dead winning the community poll for his next Story Time Tuesday game once he finally finishes Resident Evil 6.

Of course, RE6 still has unfinished business, so Leon and the rest of the crew aren't getting rid of him just yet. Until that saga is complete, expect more survival struggles, DBD nonsense, and the usual calm mornings surrounded by chaos.

🛍️ Killer Duckies Shop Update

The Slasher Tees are ready for spooky season! Remember, you can use code QUACKORTREAT throughout October to get a discount on our horror-inspired shirts.

Browse the collection here:

🦆 "Shop the Slasher Duckies Collection" (https://killerduckies-shop.fourthwall.com/collections/slasher-duckies)

It's the perfect time to add a little horror to your wardrobe without having to survive a slasher movie yourself.

📅 Important Community Reminder

Elfie and Max will both be taking some time away from streaming the night of Friday, October 23, through Sunday, October 25.

No streams from either of us during that time. We're taking a little break to spend time together away from the internet, so please plan accordingly and let us enjoy our offline adventures.

The streams will return after our little getaway!

Until then, support the charity, grab yourself some spooky swag, and keep the chaos at a manageable level.

Actually, scratch that last part. We know who we're dealing with. 🦆💀

October is officially here, the spooky season is in full swing, and the ducks have decided that now is probably a good time to pretend we have everything under control.

🧝 the_lady_elfie Update
Elfie is out there doing the_lady_elfie things, which means the exact details are best described as "probably chaos."

But there are rumors floating around that we may actually see something completely unheard of soon...

A real schedule.

That's right. There are whispers of a possible actual, real, potentially functional streaming schedule for next month.

Will it happen?
Will the schedule survive contact with Elfie?
Will chaos simply reorganize itself into scheduled chaos?

Only time will tell.

🩸 CptMaxCrimson Update
The votes have spoken, and apparently people want Max to suffer emotionally again.

After putting the next Tuesday Story Time game to a community poll, The Walking Dead came out on top.

So once the Resident Evil 6 saga finally reaches its conclusion, Max will be stepping into the world of The Walking Dead for the next chapter of Story Time Tuesday.

For now, there's still RE6 to finish, because apparently Max isn't allowed to escape that game quite yet.

🎃 Killer Duckies Spooky Season Special
The Slasher Tees are officially getting into the Halloween spirit.

Throughout October, you can use the code:

🦆 QUACKORTREAT 🎃

to get a discount on our Slasher Tees.

If you've been looking for an excuse to add a little horror to your wardrobe, congratulations. The ducks have provided one.

Grab your spooky swag, embrace the season, and remember: the killer may be in the Fog, but the deals are in the shop. 🔪🦆

https://killerduckies-shop.fourthwall.com/collections/slasher-duckies

September is winding down, October is creeping closer, and apparently everyone has decided that's a perfectly reasonable time to start making plans. The ducks remain cautiously optimistic.

🧝 the_lady_elfie Update
The Lady Elfie is getting ready for a month-long charity event throughout October as part of The Wicked Streamers.

The goal is to raise $1,000 for Gamers Outreach, helping support their work bringing gaming to children in hospitals. There's going to be plenty of chaos, plenty of streaming, and hopefully a whole lot of people coming together to push that goal across the finish line.

October is going to be busy. Keep an eye out for more information as everything gets ready to kick off. 🖤🎮

🩸 CptMaxCrimson Update
Max is doing Max things.

He's already thinking about what comes next after Resident Evil 6 wraps up, despite the tiny little detail that he still has two campaigns left to finish before the game is actually done.

Planning ahead? Absolutely.

Possibly planning way too far ahead? Also absolutely.

For now, the mission remains the same: finish the remaining RE6 campaigns and then figure out what the hell comes next. Until then, expect the usual combination of DBD, coffee, quiet chaos, and whatever Max decides sounds entertaining that morning.

🛍️ Killer Duckies Shop Update
Something spooky is coming to the shop.

Throughout October, we'll soon be running a discount on our Slasher Tees, giving you a chance to pick up some horror-inspired Killer Duckies gear for a little less.

Keep an eye on the shop for the discount to go live. October is basically the perfect excuse to wear something covered in slasher-themed chaos anyway.

The ducks are getting ready for spooky season.

You should probably get ready too. 🦆🔪🎃

Well... we missed a couple weeks.

But we're still here.

And honestly, that's about as organized as things have been around here lately. So let's pick up where we left off and pretend this was all part of the plan.

🧝 the_lady_elfie Update
Some things change. Some things stay exactly the same.

chaosgoblinelf14 is now the_lady_elfie, because apparently one rebrand wasn't enough. The name may have changed, but the chaos survived the transition completely intact.

She's still doing her thing, popping up when she feels like it and keeping everyone guessing about when the next appearance will be. New name, same Elfie-shaped chaos.

🩸 CptMaxCrimson Update
Max has entered his quiet era.

Lately, most of his time has been spent existing peacefully in quiet voice channels and wandering around Dead by Daylight. No grand master plan. No elaborate production. Just coffee, DBD, conversations when they happen, and occasionally staring into the digital void.

Sometimes you don't need a quest. Sometimes you just hang out in the Fog and see what happens.

🦆 Killer Duckies Update
The Killer Duckies are still here, even if we've been a little quiet lately.

We've got some catching up to do, especially because someone has rebranded... again. Apparently changing names is contagious now.

So expect some updates as we start getting things cleaned up, refreshed, and brought back into line with where everyone is currently at.

The ducks may have been quiet, but they weren't gone.

We're still waddling.

We're just taking the scenic route. 🦆

Welcome back to another edition of the Killer Duckies Weekly Digest, where we bring you all the latest news, updates, important developments, and...

...yeah, we got nothing.

🧝 chaosgoblinelf14 Update
Honestly? No idea.

The person writing this has absolutely no clue what's happening over in Chaos Goblin territory this week. Is she gaming? Streaming? Living in Palworld? Fighting a computer? Fighting Palworld? Nobody knows.

And rather than invent some completely fabricated duck-based journalism, we're just going to admit it:

Sorry. We don't have a real update this week. 😂

🩸 CptMaxCrimson Update
We could probably make something up here too, but that feels irresponsible.

Resident Evil 6? Dead by Daylight? Leon still being subjected to Max's questionable survival strategy? Probably.

But does the person writing this actually know what's happening?

Absolutely not.

So consider this your official Killer Duckies press release:

"Things are probably happening. We'll let you know when we find out what they are."

🛍️ Killer Duckies Shop
Thankfully, the shop doesn't require us to know what's going on.

The Killer Duckies eStore is still out there with plenty of chaotic designs and apparel waiting for someone to decide they need another shirt.

So go browse the shop. Buy something. Make the ducks happy.
https://killerduckies-shop.fourthwall.com

Final Report:
News: ❌
Updates: ❌
Information: Questionable
Ducks: ✅
Chaos: Almost certainly
Person writing this: Needs better sources

Sorry for the lack of a real update this week. We'll return when someone tells us what the hell is going on. 🦆💀

Another week rolls in, and the ducks have once again failed to submit a proper schedule. Frankly, we're starting to think that's intentional.

chaosgoblinelf14 Update
Elfie is still dealing with some recent personal family stuff, so we're asking everyone to please be patient and give her the space she needs right now. There is no pressure to stream, game, or be around until she's feeling up to it.

Her particular brand of chaos isn't going anywhere. When she's ready to crawl back out of the Goblin Cave, she'll be here. Until then, let her take care of herself and her family. ❤️

CptMaxCrimson Update
Tuesday means it's time to head back into Resident Evil 6 as Max continues the ongoing mission of keeping Leon Kennedy alive through sheer stubbornness.

Will Leon survive another chapter? Will Max make questionable decisions? Will the game continue throwing increasingly ridiculous situations at him?

Probably all three.

The rest of the week brings the usual Dead by Daylight nonsense, because apparently being chased through the Fog is considered a perfectly reasonable way to spend a morning.

🛍️ Killer Duckies Shop & Awareness
The Killer Duckies store is still packed with our usual selection of chaotic swag, but there's another part of the shop worth checking out.

Killer Duckies proudly supports Autism Speaks and the American Foundation for Suicide Prevention. We've got awareness-themed swag available under the Awareness tab on the website, giving you another way to show your support while representing the community.
https://killerduckies-shop.fourthwall.com/collections/awareness

Same ducks. Same chaos. New week. 🦆🖤

Another week has arrived, and the Killer Duckies continue to operate on the highly sophisticated system of "we'll see what happens." Somehow, it works.

🧝 chaosgoblinelf14 Update
Elfie remains committed to her most reliable tradition: having absolutely no reliable schedule.

chaosgoblinelf14 is back to gaming and streaming, but exactly when she will appear remains one of life's great mysteries. If you see her go live, congratulations. You've successfully encountered the Chaos Goblin in her natural habitat. 🧌🎮

🩸 CptMaxCrimson Update
Tuesday brings us back to Resident Evil 6, where Max continues his noble and increasingly stressful mission of trying not to get Leon killed.

Will Leon survive? Will Max survive? Will the game find a new and creative way to make both questions difficult to answer? Tune in and find out.

The week will also feature Dead by Daylight 2v8, including open lobbies, so there may be opportunities for some of you wonderfully questionable people to jump into the Fog and cause problems together.

🛍️ Killer Duckies eStore Update
The store remains fully stocked with the usual assortment of ducky chaos. T-shirts, designs, and plenty of ways to represent the three-headed creature that is Killer Duckies, chaosgoblinelf14, and CptMaxCrimson.

If you've been meaning to browse the shop, wander on over and see what kind of trouble you can wear.

Until next week, remember:

Chaos has no schedule. Leon has no guarantees. The Entity has no mercy. And the ducks are apparently running the entire operation. 🦆

A new week has arrived, the coffee is flowing, and somehow the chaos is... surprisingly organized.

🧝 chaosgoblinelf14 Update

Against all odds, the PC has been resurrected.

After battling hardware headaches and rebuilding her computer from the ground up, chaosgoblinelf14 is officially back to streaming and gaming. The operation was a success, the gremlins have been evicted (for now), and she's ready to jump back into adventures, cozy moments, and whatever wonderfully unhinged detours happen along the way.

🩸 CptMaxCrimson Update

A new story has begun.

This week, CptMaxCrimson leaves Raccoon City's past behind to dive into Resident Evil 6, starting with Leon's campaign. Expect infected cities, questionable government decisions, familiar faces, and plenty of opportunities to wonder, "This feels like a terrible idea..." right before doing it anyway.

When the story takes a break, you can still expect plenty of Dead by Daylight trials throughout the week, because the Entity doesn't believe in vacations.

🛍️ From the Killer Duckies eStore

A quick reminder that our little shop is really three stores in one.

Whether you're looking for original Killer Duckies designs, merch inspired by chaosgoblinelf14, or apparel representing CptMaxCrimson, there's a collection for every flavor of chaos. If you've been thinking about grabbing a new shirt, now's a great time to take a look and support the adventures that keep this community going.

Thanks for spending another week with the flock. Here's to rebuilt PCs, new stories, and plenty of laughs along the way. We'll see you in chat.